paper asshole

The little paper reinforcements you used to use when one of the holes in a 3-ring punched sheet of paper got a rip in it.

Dammit, I ripped the fucking paper again..Bob! Get me the box of paper assholes!

by Hookpenis June 20, 2005

light the blue paper

To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.

Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."

by Paul Gittos March 15, 2008

paper thin

Rosie Perez who was on the now defunct late night show "Arsenio" said right around the time "To the curb" was becoming known. Saying that someone was so transparent and she can see right through them.

You are paper thin buddy

by Dr. Christophe October 19, 2004

Paper Bandits

most hardcore group of people in Seattle, WA

When Paper Bandits throw up the bird, you know it's on.

by Dhanel December 18, 2007

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005

bible paper high

In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.

Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."

Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"

Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -

by "yeahh" December 28, 2009

Paper Gangsta

Someone who's got the flavor, but don't have no follow through.

Stefani: He sure acts like he can take care of me, with his homies backin him up. But when it came down to it, he ran like a bitch.

Nicole: What a wannabe.

Stefani: I hate them paper gangstas.

by speakslow March 19, 2010