Dead man ting

When someone behaves in a way that makes you not want to have any association with that person, that person may as well be dead to you.

Example

Person 1: yo brah have you heard that Bill is now dating a 16y/o
person 2: that's legal but he's 29 isn't he?
person 1: yeah haha he's on a dead man ting nowadays

by kanye wong August 11, 2015

Ting bang

The act of strapping an explosive to the head of your penis and show int into a girls ass and then detonating it

"Bruh the way I want to go out is by Ting banging a girl"

by Tingbanger December 09, 2019

Mad ting(z)

(n.) A phrase used to describe something too awesome or too difficult to understand.

"Yo, Teja too handsome, bro, issa mad ting(z)"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

Sum Ting Wong

Chinese way to say ~ This ain't right

Sum Ting Wong with him.

by bbjjl5 August 13, 2008

big boy tings

used to describe a buisness deal or a generally grown up event

yes blud im out tonight taking care of buisness , big boy tings u get me?

by g1019 January 01, 2009

Ting from Tennessee

The trend following on from the ‘Only in Ohio’ memes. ‘Ting’ from UK roadman slang.

That’s some goofy looking trim, it’s a ting from Tennessee.

by Apacheting March 07, 2023

Midi ting brev

Short for “I am disabled” but can also be used as a way of an outburst of anger towards a female who is not very good looking

Ross - “mate throw the bag at her she’s so annoying”

Louis - “MIDI TING BREV”

by RubberThrower69 October 15, 2022