Ohio Policy

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.

P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you

by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022

Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019

ohio toothpaste

Tartar Sauce

We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste

by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021

Ohio Twist

When you are at a all boys sleepover and throw a mate on the bed and sexually touch, tickle, and hump him until he pisses himself

Will and Colton gave Luke such a bad Ohio Twist that he peed his pants

by dr. dickenballs January 24, 2023

woodville ohio

Probably the pimple of Ohio! It is the WORST town in Ohio by far! The heroin overdose rate is sky high. The police are always on your ass, that's why the town is know for speed trapping. If your going -6 mph they will still stop you for speeeding! Most kids there are either druggies or just straight up hicks who think it's cool to dip and fuck their cousin. Don't even get me started on the local schools.

"Oh you come from woodville Ohio? Go fuck yourself!"

by Shivaz March 21, 2017

Ohio hitch

(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.

Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?

That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.

by RamRancher20 August 11, 2023

jacksonville ohio

Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.

"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"

by BADMAMMAJAMMA151 June 29, 2017