fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022

pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.

Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!

by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010

Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.

Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.

by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011

Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.

Cowboy Bear Ninja

(see Rochambeau)

by town hall heckler April 24, 2012

Beer Belt Ninja

When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.

Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.

by Wkshpdad1 April 2, 2020

Ninja from Fortnite

Lord of the virgins that plays a bandwagon game called "Fortnite" just to get fame.

Look at that virgin praising his king ninja from fortnite

by Kvlero July 24, 2018

Ricky Ninja

(ADJ.)Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky on Navy ships or bases

1. A Ricky Ninja can steal anything that is not welded down.
2. The only thing a Ricky Ninja can't do is steal something bonded at the molecular level or steal something that is heavier than humanly possable to carry.


That does not mean they won't try.

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008