Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.

Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...

by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012

Stinky Mullet

Term created by Mistress Malice (MistressMalice.com) for the act of jerking off while taking a shit... "The Stinky Mullet"... Taking care of business up front while there is a poop party going on in the back! Pooperbate Sherking Dumpkin

Why is Billy Ray Cyrus taking so long in the bathroom? He's probably doing a stinky mullet!

by Sammantha Malice July 10, 2015

Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

by Pete January 25, 2005

mullet-latto

the "business up front and party in the back" hairstyle made popular in the 1980's worn by a person of black and white heritage.

He is so foxy in his Members Only jacket and mullet-latto!

by the funniest girl you know January 25, 2010

stunned mullet

A shit found floating in the surf

As Shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by

by toilet mouth October 30, 2003

Metal mullet

A mullet, but typically wore by br00t4l, hxc, scene guys, who listen to "metal" like Whitechapel, Bring Me The Horizon, Suicide Silence, Cannibal Corpse, etc. It looks like a typical scene guy hair cut in the front, layers, angles, fringe, but then when you see the back it's a lot longer then expected.

Oli Sykes currently has a short metal mullet.

by p00000000000000000p April 25, 2009

mullet fart

a double whammy!! not only does this person rock a wicked mullet, but also has the power to clear a room with his wicked gaseous fumes.

check out homey over there....launchin bombs while stylin his mullet perm.

by rock July 19, 2004