MTV

An acronym for Music Television, although 8% of its programming involves music in some way

It serves the entertainment needs of the unwashed masses.

MTV is but one of the manifestations of the absolute intellectual nihilism of postmodern popular culture.

by I hate you all March 28, 2005

MTV

Mucus Television

by rock fan February 17, 2003

MTAF

Message to All friends. USed for people on Xbox Live or any other stupid computer shit.

MTAF: I'm going to be gone for a while.

by OLDOARNOLD April 10, 2008

mtg

Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!

I Just bough a whole cycle!

by arran October 3, 2003

MTV

A channel that used to play good music like ten years ago but now it's just reality shows and bands we don't even care about.

guy1: "What time can i see decent videos on MTV?"
guy2: "from 1 to 4 am, the rest of the day it's just crap!"

by davidgroovey January 20, 2009

MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.

My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

MTV VMA

The worst piece of shit ever created by MTV. An excuse for talentless scum like Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott to win awards for "Best Music of the Year" while spitting on Johnny Cash , and for Metallica to ruin classic songs made by real musicians. Fuck MTV.

The only interesting thing about the MTV VMAs was when Britney Spears and Madonna performed a lesbian-tongue kiss on stage. The rest of the show was a fucking joke.

by rock fan August 29, 2003