Skip to main content

Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021
mugGet the Mongolian Heat Pleat mug.

Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
mugGet the Mongolian Gay Prince mug.

Mongolian Dome

The action of immaculate dome from a Mongolian throat singer
I just got the best Mongolian dome of my life.”
by zaddymongonliansinger February 18, 2022
mugGet the Mongolian Dome mug.

Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.
USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022
mugGet the Mongolian navy mug.

mongonto

drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed
this fucking muslim mongonto is retarded
by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022
mugGet the mongonto mug.

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!
by Willy donka August 31, 2022
mugGet the Mongolian throat penis mug.

mongolia

hola mongolia
by KrazeGamer742 November 13, 2022
mugGet the mongolia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email