Mondo

A mondo is a massive shit preformed on a toilet. a mondo must be at least bigger than a diarrhea shit. once you have one mondo you’ll never want to normally shit again.

dude 1: bro i just took the biggest shit of all time
dude 2: MANNNNN THAT WAS PROBABLY A MONDO

by bigmondodaddy1 October 9, 2021

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First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.

“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”

by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021

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Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.

Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

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