monkey-in-the-bush

Psuedonym for a homosexual

Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"

by Thomas Hall! November 23, 2006

chahta monkey

a monkey that causes trouble for fun,
yet still has a heart and conscience

Wow, look at that chahta monkey over there! It reminds me of Jon.

by jonlaxmi February 20, 2007

fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

sea monkey

little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.

my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!

by tabbo January 5, 2006