The mongol horde

Any large group of beings or objects massed in one specific area, enough to alarm someone to their presence.

Jim: "i went to go get a banana, but the mongol horde of fruit flies had already swarmed them!"

by The Mong Mangler May 28, 2015

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016

african mongoloid

a black person that is often a troglodite

yo we bout to catch that african mongoloid dead

by evenwaters222 May 13, 2019

mongolian clam chowder

A strain of headies you have just made up in an attempt to sell your bag for much more than what it's worth.

Fat Boy Danny was too concerned about keeping his clientel informed that it was in fact HE who supplyed the world weed. Meenwile the real suppliers had to come up with catchy names like mongolian clam chowder in an attempt to sell headies at outstanding prices.

by Jay-Daggasourus July 8, 2006

Mongolian Garbage Bag

The act of squatting over a girl's face and excreting diarrhea onto her after eating spicy Mongolian barbecue.

In the midst of getting a blowjob, Steven felt a rumble in his stomach. Seconds later, he tried to get up but was too late and gave his girlfriend a Mongolian Garbage Bag. She loved it.

by MU Matt December 12, 2008

jealous mongoloid

One who knows Martha Stewart is inncocent, yet continues to prosecute her.
Unable to think for themselves, a jealous mongoloid is heavily influenced by public opinion, and often dabbles in "insider trading".

George W Bush got his funds for the 2004 election from being a jealous mongoloid, and Martha Stewart gets 20 years in the slamma for nuttin.

by Whaxor March 5, 2004

mongol

pretty outragious, or sketchy, or exciting...basically anything you really want it to mean. you pick

"dude that party was mongol tonight, everyone was trippin" or

"those guys were mongol, they kept staring at me"

by linzer7 August 11, 2010