A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.
by OgreMingle August 31, 2018
If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 09, 2019
the affectionate name given to the territory located at the end of Hillsboro Court. This was the name Jock bestowed upon his own cul-de-sac sometime in the early 21st Century. I believe the name was coined during a basketball game in which Jock must have felt inferior to his taller opponents.
by CRC Watchdog July 28, 2008
by TwoRug February 18, 2018
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Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
by LogicalOperator July 11, 2008
Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"
by Zoinker March 26, 2008