meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022

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Meth

The only magic crystal that works.

„Do you remember Harry? He does meth now.“

by bowl of cere4l March 27, 2021

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Meth Brother

The brother in your family that does meth.

I just got a collection call looking for my meth brother

by PitDweller September 12, 2020

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meth gulp

has no definition and is used to stigmatized some apparent meth users

that's a meth gulp

by cat 435 July 12, 2022

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meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020

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