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mander

1. a manlet that believes just because he did cross country in high school, and now goes to university in the state of Alabama that his opinions should be heard, when in reality has no rights and is merely a (running) joke

2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"

3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel
person 1: "YOU are such a mander"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"
by linchu January 29, 2026
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manderian slip

I CANT HAVE A SMART TALK BECAUSE I DIDNT TALK ABOUT ME RUNNING 10-15 MILES (i run btw) ((cross country))
chud: i think foop republic is great
stupid fucking mander: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN 5K? TIME? CAN YOU RUN A MILE IN SUB 6?
chud: holy manderian slip
by linchu February 7, 2026
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Mannekid

A full grown male who has the intellectual acuity and emotional intelligence of a plastic model combined with the neediness, dependence, lack of responsibility and financial drain of a kid and has the audacity to call himself a man.
My last partner depended on me completely. I did all his laundry, all the shopping, cooking and paid all the bills. He could barely discuss our relationship and how he might affect my life negatively. He behaved as if the world owed him something. A true Mannekid
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Manders

1. To enthusiastically care to a degree that may or may not be proportional to the situation.
2. To boldly dive in despite possessing only a portion of the needed information, relying largely on confidence and a sense of humour.
3. To be incident-prone in life, especially when trying to impress or help.
4. To be lovably chaotic, in a way that makes people sigh, smile, and occasionally intervene.
She mandersed the drive from Dublin so badly she somehow ended up with two flat tires!
by anj.o December 6, 2025
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Mandela Syndrome

Mental health condition where a person keeps remembering things incorrectly.
person 1: apples are yellow
person 2: no they're not you have the Mandela Syndrome
person 1: wait what but they were always yellow
by draziLaDwolleY December 27, 2025
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chinny mandella

An expansion of 'chinny', though used more as a noun, as a replacement for someones name if they are particularly stupid.
by Doglatto November 19, 2007
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Maxine Mandel

A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.
I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.
by Disgustache November 28, 2011
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