Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected

*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!

by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 1, 2020

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Preventative Maintenance

Preventative Maintenance (PM)

Spray with water hose... Carefully dousing all electrical components.... Finished off with a blow job from the air hose.

Bill did preventative maintenance on the compressor for the pull head machine, it now does not work.

by WrongMonday2020 January 28, 2022

searsport maine

A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes

Hey where are you from?

Searsport Maine

Where’s that??

by Yourmomssidepeice December 28, 2021

Sha'Maine

Very wise and strong beyond her years, very independent loving and unique person very creative and outspoken.

Sha'Maine will always stay strong

by DottieMae August 26, 2022

Jag Mainenti

A true Top G supporter and will defend Tate with everything he has (he has a lot to give)

He was standing up for Andrew Tate, defending him. What a Jag Mainenti!

by ducky4921 October 26, 2022