you missed it

1. A reminder that someone has failed to attend an event/notice an occurrence before it has passed by. Can either be used as a sympathetic reminder, a warning or for playfully or harmfully teasing someone, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

2. A statement made after someone has failed at a goal as sympathetic comfort or as playful or harmful teasing, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

(Victoria throws the ball as her parents watch the game from the stands. Megan swings her bat, but fails to hit the ball, so Emma catches it.) Victoria’s mom: Haha Megan! You missed it!

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

Hit Or Miss

ig they never miss huh
u got a bf I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
mwah
he gonna find another girl and he won’t miss yah
he gonna skirt then hit the dab like wiz khalifa

Me: *screaming hit or miss*

Everybody else during the code red lockdown: *dies*

by icyhot=shoto April 27, 2019

Ole Miss

A college in North Mississippi. A school where most don't go to learn, just to party. As such the education is mediocre at best. Synonymous with relation to assholes, douchebags, dicks, pricks, and stupidity. In fact its almost a special breed, not seen elsewhere in the world.

Did you see that guy? He's a total Ole Miss prick.

by hobojoe135 April 6, 2009

miss me

A phrase used by a female in a romantic relationship to get a desired response from a male. Often used when the two people have not seen each other for a very short amount of time. The male in this ritual is required to respond in a positive manner, often with emphasis that may or may not be genuine.

Girl: Miss me?
Guy: (thinking to himself) I just saw her 2 hours ago.
Guy: (out loud) Of course, baby!

by JJB February 13, 2005

near Miss

an almost successful pickup

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.

by Oerzzz January 14, 2010

Miss Williams

A word used to describe a person who has a fucked up brain made out of elephaht shit, no goddamn life, and is a fucking bitch with the face of a shaggy dog's ass.

This particular person is a Miss Williams

by bioshock January 4, 2008

Ole Miss

The team that LSU loves to open a can on every year. Ole Miss is easily one of the worst schools in America, as well as one of the worst football teams. The average Ole Miss football fan has the IQ of a rock, and they act like asses.

Who's LSU playing tonight? Ole Miss? Oh boy, we get to beat those idiots again..

by Mike the Tiger December 17, 2004