Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Loren Hodge

The prettiest girl ever and her bestfriend chris is jealous of her looks and natural beauty and she is the best person you will ever meet

Person 1: you are very Loren Hodge (meaning very pretty person)

by Playaboy420 January 10, 2022

Loren

Loren is the best guy ever he is full of happiness and such a good energy that can make u too hape everybody loves Loren beaucase he is the best person i the world who likes golubs eveng golubs like him he is too good for the world people might even say he is the best version of the person ever that existed and HE LIKES BUREK SO SOO MUCH!!!

*person* OMG IS THAT LOREN I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB!
*Loren* No u are the best i want your name on my boob!

by Lan :3 January 12, 2022

Lorgen

Lorgen is a sexy and handsome man with a large third leg. He is very tall and is the best athlete of all time, if he wanted to go pro in basketball he would’ve, Michael Jordan’s got nothing on him. He has the biggest third leg known to man. He pulls every girl in existence (only the hot ones). Btw he’s 6’5 and super rich

Example 1:

Guy 1: I’m so hot and smart

Guy 2: you sure are a lorgen then

Example 2:

Girl: omg all men are assholes

Guy: you haven’t met lorgen then

by GisCool69 January 24, 2022

Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened

jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo

by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022

Lorenzo

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

by florain February 7, 2022

Lovrenc

Lovrenc is a really kind,happy and intelligent person.he is mostly really tall and has brown-green eyes.He likes to do sports mostly soccer and SKI jumping.Whenever he’s sad he needs a hug💕

Lovrenc

by Lismyfabourite December 12, 2021