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Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.
"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"
by Whargarble August 24, 2017
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Geeba geeba lemon squeeza

When a guy lays on his back and a girl is giving a handjob well fingering his asshole well squeezing his balls with her mouth
Dude guess what happend to me last night!
What happened?
I got a geeba geeba lemon squeeza
by Vsco girl petri October 1, 2019
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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.
Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?
by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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lemon jelly

When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.

Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.
"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."

"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."

"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."
by Beliatilo September 19, 2004
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lemon party

oh fuck that this is the worst thing ever.
i hate old men who commit acts of lemon party...
by fuck lemon parties February 28, 2005
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