lumberjack

A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.

Joe and Bob picked up a hooker and gave her the Lumberjack.

by Gooch McTaint August 13, 2006

Lumber

yet another word for an erection, derived from the word 'wood.'

You know that really hot new chick? She totally gave me lumber.

by yami-chan April 12, 2007

Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

lumberjack

A particularly masculine woman, generally a lesbian. See dyke.

Susan is such a lumberjack, I'll bet she's seen more clams than a Vietnamese pearl diver.

by Chris Charles December 9, 2002

slovakian lumberjack

when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.

"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"

by cayon grayooo May 5, 2009

Lumberjack

When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'

Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.

by b2darian334 February 1, 2009

Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left

Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"

by Anf August 2, 2009