Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021

lawn pizza

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

Lawn Boss

The title given to the member of the household who is in charge of the lawn.

I have the nicest lawn on my street, i'm the head honcho lawn boss.

by A2Z Property Maintenance April 2, 2021

Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco

"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"

by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021

Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 5, 2021

Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.

Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"

by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021

Lawning

When merek is talking about his lawns again.

Hannah: All this rain is so nice!
Merek: yeah my lawns gonna be so nice

Hannah: really Lawning over here.

by hannsbanans May 24, 2021