raw knob

When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.

"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."

by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 18, 2017

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022

Knob-graze

The inadvertent brushing of one's knob against another person (male or female).

Oh, man, I accidentally knob-grazed that granny as I got off the bus.

by Terriblykindofyouthankyou April 5, 2013

Knobbing out

Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.

Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.

by Carstairs November 10, 2013

knob rocket

Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.

Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)

by Christback2 May 14, 2014

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

by CharSweet September 12, 2020

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007