Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.
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6-Pretty much my life.
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3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
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3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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