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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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Kelli

Kelli. a girl who is super cute and nice. she has super long and wavy/ curly brown hair . she has pretty blue eyes ,and id always smiling. but when she is not . that mean something is seriously wrong. she is a bit kinky , although she is sweet and nice on the outside. when you get her alone , prepared to have you tied up and boned. she will rock your world. kelli is crazy in a good way. she is usually very curvy, not fat but not thin. she is thick. although a bit chubby , but its all good. she dresses up alot . and has very big eyelashes. she is smokin hot.
Dude you know kelli!
yeah the sweet one
man she totally tore me up last night
awesomee!!!
by Bongadong October 15, 2011
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Kelly

Hot ass bitch that everyone wants but can't have. Women go les for and gay men go straight for. Classy bitch with soft ass skin and the best smile. Damn fine. Has the ability to fuck you silly. Will leave you wanting more but you can't have any. Tells you to suck it and you'll hope she means literally and that she'll let you--she won't. Puts on your jeans and looks better in them than you. Perfect ass. Also has the shiniest mother effin hair. Overall Sexy mofo.
Guy: That chick is the sexiest thing I've ever seen...how...how do I describe her???

Guy's friend: Dude, she's clearly a Kelly.
by slide.intomyroom April 14, 2010
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Kellan

Kellan
The love of my life, Kellan. and i care about them so much they deserve the world
by Loney_Dan December 2, 2018
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Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.
Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!
by griepaliep December 19, 2010
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Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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