Karma is a ho and a big bitch. She likes to start drama and dates a new guy each week. Sometimes more than once. We’re not even sure her real name is Karma but it’s what she goes by.
Guy 1: “Man I cant believe what Karma said today”
Guy 2: “Well you know what they say, Karma’s a bitch”
Guy 2: “Well you know what they say, Karma’s a bitch”
by Swol Gay November 14, 2018
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2.2cpp, but think of the AU and the AO on Bplat for Dell purchases and you're closer to 2.69cpp with an airline cashout you may be at 3.5cpp #karlmath
by MS-NGA September 23, 2020
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Get the karina lapa mug.The karmic disease that claimed famed pedophile enabler Joe Paterno's life. Used frequently in forums by educated people.
educated person: Joe Pa was fired for covering up child rape, then the lung karma took his life.
uneducated moron: Prove dat he know bout it.
educated person: Can't you fucking read?
uneducated moron: Prove dat he know bout it.
educated person: Can't you fucking read?
by Poe Ja March 29, 2012
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It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
by Jordicolas April 17, 2019
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person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma
person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma
by DeltaPlayzYT April 28, 2021
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Great song! Go Lennon!
Great song! Go Lennon!
by Sarajane August 20, 2004
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