Mitch Jones

The pussy magnet of the twitch hoes

That's what's up! That's Mitch Jones!

by the phene February 28, 2021

Jack-Ass Jones

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands in history that is suddenly the greatest band of all time. If people want to find out what good music is, go listen to "Ride the Lightning" (Metallica), "The Gallery" (Dark Tranquility), "Ascendancy" (Trivium), any Megadeth, Slayer, or In Flames album.

#1: Boy, that horrible pop rock band Jonas Brothers sucks.
#2: Yep. Hey, did you get that new Amon Amarth or Trivium album yet? Now that's real music!!

by Unknown3456 January 7, 2009

Indiana Jones'n

Lost in the jungle with no weed.

When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...

by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007

Negro Jones

A man who showed his godly powers when he helped the niggers escape from there masters during the shogun era he cannot be defeated and he can hit and run like a nigger buttfucking a snowman in the northpole .Hes the asshole who has all the good pokemon cards but he never even shows them. did i mention hes a BLACK god.

Dont fuck wit that guy he has the blessing of Negro Jones

by dick muncher mark johnson December 9, 2015

[jonas brothers fan]

Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."

this is a re-enactment

me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!

brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!

me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.

psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?

i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.

by badass23 December 9, 2008

mrs jones

A girl you cheat with.Such as in the song.

"A man i got this one mrs jones around the corner."

by L Boogy February 1, 2006