Jeff

A real G, one who is raised by champions or royalty. Taught the old ways of respect, chivalry, and building kingdoms not cots. He is one that can be your friend or you’re worst nightmare. Always down to help, but wise enough to not get played. A charmer to the ladies also known as gods gift to women. He will treat you right in and out of the bedroom. Some ladies have called his love the nectar of the gods.

Every group of friends needs a Jeff.

Jeff you are a true legend

by TheLordOfTheRings March 27, 2021

Jeff the Killer

A creepypasta fan that thinks they're Better then everyone else

Person 1 : your a jeff the killer!
Person 2 : HOW DARE YOU!

by ShayBloom ÙwÚ October 29, 2019

jeff walker

jeff is MY pimp!
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

jeff is MY pimp
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch

by amanda cowan March 16, 2005

jeffing

Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.

Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.

by MissLG November 20, 2011

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015