Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.
Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.
by PathLessTraveled August 01, 2018
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A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.
Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.
by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
by KaleoIsGay June 18, 2020
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A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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Jake is annoying
by Jake bitch November 05, 2017
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I hate Jake.He baited me.
by Fortnite dick January 05, 2019
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Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes
by Weirdest_Casper August 29, 2017
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