Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.

"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."

by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023

jackiehappy

someone who has a really kind heart and puts everyone before themself

Hey you're so jackiehappy

by SHAVEDSHAMBOLICNUTS August 22, 2023

Jackie Chan

Jelqing Dop Chan

quit jackie chan

by OiHughieSaidButch August 3, 2024

jackie mangala

A Skid In the Serverside community, owner of a serverside named Zephal.

user1: oh my gosh jackie mangala is so cool
user2: nuh uh

by fearlol_ September 24, 2023

jackiepoo

jackiepoo is a nickname only bestowed upon those with the name “jackson”. jackiepoo is another way to say cutie patootie but it is only applied to jackson in this case.

the scandalous fellow full of tomfoolery is named jackiepoo.

is that jackiepoo?

is that really jackiepoo?
the scandalous fellow full of tomfoolery is of course jackiepoo.

by jackiepookie October 2, 2023

Jackpine savage

A derogatory term used to call Finnish immigrants in Minnesota in the early 1900s. Comes from the term ”indian savage” which was used for native americans.

That damn China Swede is acting like a real jackpine savage.

by Goated88 October 29, 2023

Jackie Aufalaught

One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever has ever witnessed . With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping good looks, that girl is thack stacked and sexy af. She possesses a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases after doing some hood ass gangster shit: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while toting her ukulele and flashing the ball gazer 👌to anyone homosexual enough to look. She sucks dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day ones you could ever possibly have! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivanna Boufit aka Lana fostol aka that smokin' hott thing over there!

No you're not having an out of body experience and seeing the most beautiful angel playing a harp on a heavenly cloud it's Jackie Aufalaught and she's jamming out to free bird on her ukulele while blowing a sick ass ploom and making the world a better place merely by existing in it.

by VanillaSlusH January 2, 2024