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fuck you ipod 

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software
"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"
fuck you ipod by TheWood17 May 13, 2005
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giant ipod 

A laptop, especially when said laptop is used primarily for listening to music
We got tired of the radio stations on our roadtrip, so we used our giant ipods to play some better music
giant ipod by Mike Sheehan May 10, 2007
Someone who hooks their iPod to speakers for a party and approaches the iPod occasionally to adjust the volume or skip to the next track.
I was too lazy to get a real DJ to perform at this party, so I declared myself DJ iPod.
DJ iPod by Satyendra March 13, 2009

Dirty iPod

When one does a click wheel motion on someone's anus.
Last night he gave her the dirty iPod and she went wild.
Dirty iPod by Dirtyipodguy December 2, 2009

Put the iPod on shuffle 

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.
1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."


Skeletons in your iPod 

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.
Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!
Skeletons in your iPod by 82 December 9, 2008