beauty is in the ipod of the beholder

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.

Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

by Chris Athanas March 4, 2008

fuck you ipod

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software

"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"

by TheWood17 May 13, 2005

giant ipod

A laptop, especially when said laptop is used primarily for listening to music

We got tired of the radio stations on our roadtrip, so we used our giant ipods to play some better music

by Mike Sheehan May 10, 2007

DJ iPod

Someone who hooks their iPod to speakers for a party and approaches the iPod occasionally to adjust the volume or skip to the next track.

I was too lazy to get a real DJ to perform at this party, so I declared myself DJ iPod.

by Satyendra March 13, 2009

Dirty iPod

When one does a click wheel motion on someone's anus.

Last night he gave her the dirty iPod and she went wild.

by Dirtyipodguy December 2, 2009

Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009

Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.

Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!

by 82 December 9, 2008