Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

by Handz27 November 27, 2009

Off the hook

excellent

“That new track is off the hook...”

by K-Scrawl January 19, 2009

J Hook

A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.

Wow that was some J Hook Gill!

by T R A August 24, 2007

shit hook

Another word for hand

Get your shithooks off me!

by rossb June 5, 2005

hook up

something thats fun, but can lead to misunderstanding and broken hearts.

I hooked up with him a few times but apparently we aren't gonna go out.

by beenusedafewtimes March 9, 2005

Meat Hook

Inserting fingers into a girl's anus while she is "ontop" and assisting her in humping...

I'm getting tired, can you meat hook me?

by MeatMachine1101 January 11, 2014

sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

by IrX May 19, 2008