Southern expression used to describe
one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no
idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to
understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I
sat in my chair "
like a
hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!