hierang

the root of all evil. no one likes them.

Hierangs are hiyyih antis

by hiyyihlight September 22, 2022

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Hierarchy

So... if I’m a lobster... and I’m at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy... and I want to fight the lobster at the top of the dominance hierarchy.... do I have to fight my way to the top of the dominance hierarchy one lobster at a time? Or do I just fight the lobster at the top? Yeah.... that’s what I thought.

Hym “Yeah, see. This is why your hierarchy thing is bullshit. Hierarchy doesn’t prevent the lobsters at the bottom from fighting the lobsters at the top. And here you are trying to run away. Scuttling your little lobster legs off. Trying to put as many lobsters between me and you as possible. And you need that. Yeah need the other lobsters to protect you. Which is not how lobsters work. And you need me to be obstructed be artificial hierarchy. Because what happens if I’m not? Everyone finds out you’re a charlatan and you lose everything? Is that what happens?”

by Hym Iam November 6, 2022

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Hibarious

When something is so funny that it’s not only hilarious, but hibarious.

Hey man did you see that physics bug?
Yeah bro that was hibarious!

by Undefinable Content December 30, 2022

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habersham central band of blue

A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst

jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af

rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated

by rockoxnach January 17, 2023

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Hierarchies

You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...

Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"

Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."

Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."

Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."

Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."

Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"

Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."

Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."

Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

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