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hans-arne

unusually fat and have a hitler beard and have a extremelly small penis and a really enourmus ass.
hans-arne has to be hitlers brother
by kf,r34 August 20, 2012
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Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
by melonhead999 October 11, 2011
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Hans gnarly

The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.
Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly
by castlebravo September 21, 2011
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Han

Han is the definition of a man written by a woman in storybooks.

He is smart and hardworking. Incredibly independent so it might take a while for him to start relying on you. However, he is the most dependable guy. He is very reliable and is always there for you. He is athletic and likes to play basketball. But he’s also a romantic guy who writes poetry for you and serenade you with songs. He may appear cold at first but once you get to know him, he’s the warmest person you’ll ever meet (also gives great hugs!).

If Han is your boyfriend, you are the luckiest person in the whole world. He will cherish you and will always make sure you are taking care of yourself. Your happiness is precious to him and he will not only tell you but show you through his actions too. For example, he pays attention to your habits and catches himself copying you unconsciously!

Be careful though! He does snore pretty loud at times.
Person 1: Han is your boyfriend? I guess he must be very silly!

Person 2: but I bet he’s the sweetest too!

Person 3: You’re so lucky.
by sohan210309 November 22, 2021
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karl hans

most of his socks lay underneath his bed. amazing personality !!!!
karl hans is in love with his own socks.
by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021
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Karl Hans

if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.
Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.
by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021
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Zheng Han

The act of people writing their own definitions.
by SolarRabbit November 22, 2021
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