Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010

Hamsac

1noun- usually a very large sac that carries from 4-8 hams. aslo known for being the best scrabble word ever created. this is a real word, ignore any study hall teachers that say it isnt

Taylor was heart-broken when here hamsac ripped open, dropping all of here hams.

by jpfutbul July 31, 2011

Hamstershacking

To go out and get insanely drunk at your local bar/dive.

Guy 1: Where is your sister?

Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

Hamstershack

Local bar and/or dive in which you spend countless hours getting incredibly drunk.

Man: Wow! You look like death today.

Woman: I know, I was at the Hamstershack last night...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

hamstritch

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016