Hamsac

1noun- usually a very large sac that carries from 4-8 hams. aslo known for being the best scrabble word ever created. this is a real word, ignore any study hall teachers that say it isnt

Taylor was heart-broken when here hamsac ripped open, dropping all of here hams.

by jpfutbul July 31, 2011

hamsatchel

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

by The M September 24, 2005

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

arab hamsandwich

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

Hammaconda Effect

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.

Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.

by Zstreich April 3, 2013

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Hamstack

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.

Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

by Imeemz Nadeemz & Steez McFly January 22, 2011