When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.
In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
by Glen W. June 22, 2005

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)
This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.
by joeevil October 28, 2015
