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Clammer Hammer

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"
by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009
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Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.
Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."
by Dong Chung August 27, 2013
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hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
by Glen W. June 22, 2005
mugGet the hammer toemug.

vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.
by joeevil October 28, 2015
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