Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

glummick

Fast guzzler; drinks beer hella fast down guzzle

Wil is the superior glummick when it comes to guzzling a beer.

by Wavis & Nasty November 28, 2024

Glomptugg

When the grunge rock star Dave Ghrol dissects your testicles for no reason and with or without consent.

Man 1: I got glomptugged earlier today even though I told him to stop!
Man 2: You really can't stop him glomptugging when he starts.

by Hepatitis lover December 5, 2024

Glueping

The art of using ones semen to glue things together

That man over there ran out of wood glue so he was Glueping the two pieces of wood together.

by Rizzmoggers February 7, 2025

glumming

where one inverts his foreskin and proceeds to violently goon upon himself while spraying his load all over himself leaving it to chern and make a type of cheese

jerry heimer: did you hear chris hasn’t tried glumming yet?

glinkenstien: yeah hes missing out on the taste of this fine set

by Dr.Goonhiemer February 16, 2025

Glueplay

Dipping yourself in super glue and letting it dry on your skin, creating this weird texture on your whole body. Like when you would put some glue on your hand in kindergarten and let it dry but for your whole body.

"Yo, wanna go glueplay? I'm bored."
"Sure!"

by thriverton_studiostherealone February 24, 2025

GLUM

act when someone luughing at u with ur uncle

" I broke up with my gf"
-UNCLE:U WILL GET GLUMMED AT SCHOOL

by vorneXZ March 1, 2025