Funky Goop

A man’s semen.

Would you like to consume my funky goop

by Cumbo Fan Boy April 26, 2022

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Funky Man 😎

He’s so cool

Some guy:Funky Man 😎

by Cactifreezus January 15, 2022

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

funky!!!!!

If you don't know what it means die in a hole

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.

by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017