Fudge Squirrel

A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.

"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."

by Mr.Mark Guido February 5, 2010

Fudge Ruckus

The accidental explosion of diarrhea out of a persons asshole resulting in a thunderous echo throughout the washroom. Thus causing a "fudge ruckus"

"Dude! Did you hear that guy back there in the washroom making a fudge ruckus?"

"Man i just had dirtiest fudge ruckus ever"

by eddiefranchise August 26, 2009

Fudge Diving

A reference to having anal intercourse with a person who previously defecated and did not wipe themselves

Dude, I just went fudge diving in some hoe and that shit was rank.

by Buddah90 August 6, 2008

Fudge Nudg'in

When you just stick that tip in and give that fudge a little nudge.

Ryan wouldn't stop beat'in his cheeks so I got up in there and started Fudge Nudg'in

by Fudgy Knuckles October 26, 2010

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

fudge packer

meaning they gay af. dey like it in dey booty hole

will is a gay fudge packer

by boilookinass May 17, 2018

Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007