fruit cocktail

while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning

as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail

by jewy louie May 1, 2006

fruit-dog

(mellen-collie)
The absolute true state of melancholy one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

by Lady Di January 13, 2007

Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

fruit pop

a person who is gay, or acts like he is. Prissy, annoying, full of himself, mamas boy, liar, no respect for others, smart ass, hangs out at this weird restraunt with his whole family.

Devin is the biggest fruit pop that walked this planet.

by kellyloveschicago November 10, 2008

Butt Fruit

Fruit from ones Anal cavity.

Roger enjoyed munching casually on Kevins oderferous butt fruit.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fruitfull slumber

When you have been fisten all night long and have reached that relaxed and sensual stage of nirvana you are having a fruitfull slumber. Fisters and those who like to receive the fist are familiar with this term and those who have experianced it say it is all they live for. Having the song "drop the pressure" by "Mylo" playing in the background can often assist a fist, by the fistfull! So fist on my friends!

Been fisten?
Last night i was fisten into a fruitfull slumber!
By the fistfull!

by aussie fister May 4, 2006