Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

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fork

sounds normal but can summon a fandom

person 1: im just gonna use this fork
person 2: (gasp) are u gonna stab dream with that

by weee_boi June 13, 2021

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fork fairy

a person who adds literally everyone on snapchat, even if they don't know them.

This girl added me on snapchat, whatta fork fairy!!

I don't know her, probably a fork fairy.

by callysfriend April 12, 2017

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Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork

OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh

by scmat August 14, 2022

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