Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 13, 2023
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Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.
by Sophia Sutherland July 19, 2024
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get count

the number of people you have snogged
oh my get count is 10
by Yo slug March 05, 2023
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Silent snap count

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 20, 2023
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 07, 2022
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Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.
Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 29, 2024
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