FOG

Fucking Older Guy/Gent

Would you FOG??
FOG??
Are you up to FOG?

by JohnKaylyn December 10, 2024

drown fog

When you take a hit from a blunt or pen, hold the smoke, then drink lean.

You wanna go drown fog after school today under the bleachers?

by euoil88 September 21, 2018

fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.

Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.

by Kollies October 4, 2022

Fog

Thicc dry air rain

Look at that fog dude.

by Filthydood December 13, 2020

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

The Fog

of ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬ ͦ̏ͮ̌̒ ̨̡̰̱̩͉̻͈̖̪̺̣̲͓͖̱͙̖̳ ̛̩̮̹͕̲̟͓̰͉͍̩̠͉̰ͯ̐͛̏̈́̏̃ͦ̎̔̊̅ͩ̂ͥ̃͝͠ ̴̧͇̠͖͍̼̗͖̺̟̮̎̌͊̈̅̓ͧ̒ͦ͞ ̧̦̙̩̻͇͓̞͓̟̠̼̮͙̑͛ͧ̄̕͞͝ ̐̀͐̓͐̄̂̆ͨͩ̂̎͛̓̐̒̚ ͉͔͔̟͢ ̶́ͬ͋͢҉̖͕̺̬̕͠ ̴͈̞̻͈̱̭̰͔̟̯̣̼̔͂̋̀͑̌ͣͯ̐̂ͫ͗̽͘͠͝ ͔̹̤̭ͩ̋̏͑͗ͬ̐̉ͪ̎̈́͟͝ ͖̟̼̯͙͖̝̒ͩ̿́͐͌̓̾̚͢͝ ̴̡̫̣̟̲̼̠̮͔̻̻̈͐̄͐́̽͌̈ͤ͝ ̧̡ͥ̿ͤͯ͒̿ͩͬ́̅̚̚҉̤͍̣̺̱͎̝͓̱͕̻̀ͅ ̔̓̆͐̀̐҉̨̕ ̞͚̟̦͈̥̫̲̫̠͖̲̗͇̺̗̲ ̶͉̗̮̖̘̞̦͈͎̪̙͎̠̺̲̥̮̇̂̅ͫ̈̒ͯ̌͛̍͛̏̓͝ ̢̄̑̊͗̍̀̾̓̋͡ ̜͉̳͖̼̺͈͖̫̻̺̜̣̰ ̴̛̦̲̯̺̅ͤ̈ͨ̋ͩ ̵̲̻̝̞͎̦̱̭̺̲̫̤͈̜̦̤̍ͩ̉͐̈́̎ͬ͌̃̚ͅ ̨̋͋ͭ̔ͦ̿̔ͪͯͩͪ́͢͏̨̪̳̻̳̗̖̗͓̫̖̳͕̣̣̙ ̴̧̠̪̪͇͖̝͙͖̮͙̥̙̭̮̝̻ͣ̏̒ͮ̔ͧ̒̃͛͛̄̔̏ͤͨ͗̄ ̢ͪ̿̉ͭ̊ͫ̔̏̂ͫ̑̋̓ͤ̕ ͍̗̮̹̼̫̠̘͕̰͖̠͚̕ ̜͉̣ͧͧ̓̇̆̅̿̉̀̌͒ͦ̋ͦ̿̀͡ ̶̡̻̱͚̲̜͖͎̳̘̖͎̳̺̯ͭͮ͐̑͋͛ͣ͆͊̽͋̔̅́͆̾̎̏́̕ͅ ̶̡̛̪̰͈̪̥̰̤̦̟̼̥̠̼̝͙̣̤̽ͫ̃͒ͭ̏ͤ̅̉ͦ̓̾͊̅ͪ͐ͥ̓̚͡ͅ ̆͋̿̽ͮ̋ͩ͗ͮ̆ͪ̾̅̓̈́ͤ͗̍҉͏͓̜̳̰̙͍̠̩͍͇͇͎̯̮͉̕͞ ̢̡̬͕̞͉̦̂̉͂̅̚͞͠ ́̓̐ͬͦ̌̌ͤ̈́̄͐̄̊͒ ̟͈̱̤̠̦̻̟̞͕͢ͅ ̩̥̭̜̜̝̲͔͓͓̮̖̟͔̞͚̊ͮ̔̒̾̒̎͜͝ ̨̛̞͍̮̳̠̹͖̥̣̠͗͊̈̃͌ͦ̀͠ͅ ̧̢̝̲͈̞͖̮̗̣͉͚̭͈͙̬̣̱̪̌̌͊͗͟͢ ͫ̇ͫ͋ͦͣͧ͊͑̓ͮͥͣ̋ͮͯ̀ ́͘͏̭͚̰͇̹̺̰̠͚̗͇̣̪͍͈̞ ̶̼̬̜̋ͧ̊͗̿ͨͧͪͬ̽̎̏́̊ͭͤ̋́̚͞ ͫ̾ͮ̒̈͊ͨ͂͆͒͑́҉͓̟̭̲̮͇̬̯̜̜̪̺̼̲͕͢͟͜͝

ITS COMING

Person 1: What’s the Fog
Person 2: Its coming………

by Agent Yuragaymin May 29, 2022

Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021