Flat Peak

A chav hat where the peak has to be completely flat, otherwise the chav will "Merk" you if you bend it. The sticker of "New Era" is often left on most of them, if not all of them.

Chav 1: Nah mate, check dat flat peak!
Chav 2: Man dats nuthin, I've got an NY one at home.

by Baggaz January 9, 2009

flat

British a bunch of rooms on one floor - a single-story building. It is commonly confused with "flat," meaning apartment.

i live in a flat, but not an apartment.

by I belie definitions September 9, 2006

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009

flat back beaver tail

A woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side

"Man I need a gurl wit a boot I cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd."

by Kwelityhiphop November 30, 2005

flat stomach

a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.

Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.

by ansdudluna May 8, 2011

Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016

Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"

curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!

by yourmomma May 13, 2005