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Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.
Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.
by [ ] May 12, 2017
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Franking

Franking-forcing a wank
Franking or having a frank, is the act of jerking off with a floppy. Having a frank is often the result having one to many wanks and pushing through like a soldier.
"I had already had two wanks before work and I was knackered but Debra walked around work with her tits out so I went home and starting franking.
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Fluckling Cluckler

Dude those pigs got into a Fluckling Cluckler! They almost killed me!
by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017
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Fanking

A term used for when woman masterbate and stumulate themselves by spanking their vagina . Fanny + Spank = Fank
She will be fanking herself over that later!!
by Fankmel8er October 25, 2017
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franklin

A couple of Franklins , or Ben Franklins , refers to $100.00 bills.
Can you lend me a couple of Franklins or Ben Franklins, as to borrow a couple of hundred dollars.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 18, 2017
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franking

defining a word by using it instead of defining it properly
franking, noun: the action of franking a letter or parcel
by iamtheword November 16, 2017
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Flunking

Flunking is when you get several dead male bodies, chop their penisis off, then put them into a blender with any liquid then blend it up, then get any type of food you would eat and poor the sloppy gooey juice on top of it, then slowly share it with another male friend all the way till you kiss, then throw up all the penis from the juice in each others mouth
So Ben do you want to go flunking at the weekend it will be pretty cray cray
by L3w368ss May 16, 2018
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