fecbag

1. To be a jerk.
2. To hit a chicken with its own eggs.

1.PersonA:man you are such a fecbag
PersonB:HEY!!!
2.PersonC:hey that was fun to fecbag.
PersonD:ya it was.

by mattdotzeb April 15, 2005

Fecal Fountain

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.

"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."

by Kal-El August 14, 2003

FEMA Camp

FEMA= Freedom Encouraging Men of America is a page on fb that claims to offer 4 weeks of FREE training, but there isn't a posted location, and you get recruited by your IP. You can't go to them, they come to you.

Everyone sees "FEMA Camp" and automatically thinks it's some kind of concentration camp.

by Lt. Baker September 7, 2013

Fecalicious

An adjective to describe ones poop.

Yo Senafe, those bagels are fecalicious!

by Uncle Joe's Cat (momo) February 25, 2005

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

fecaloid

made of shit, artificial shit, shitty plastic, adhesive that looks like shit, ersatz shit

They're taking up a collection to get a fecaloid statue of the mayor made & put in city hall.

by larry lynch April 19, 2008

fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009