Open Faced Sandwich

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.

Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.

by Klitz April 19, 2008

faced

tripping balls on ecstasy

Johnny was so faced last night at Lollapallooza, he did so much molly

by stupidfac3d August 21, 2012

Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011

feed

A feed is a meal with loads of very good food.

the new restaurant has a decent feed

by iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttiiiiiii March 14, 2018

Crisco faced

the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana.

Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?

Im gettin Crisco faced!

by Johnny Magnum February 21, 2006

quim-faced loon

(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".

Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)

by Dr Apple March 23, 2013

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018