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Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

Old fashioned thumb around 

It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!

Flashionably Late 

1.) When a girl shows up (to a party or other) later than "fashionably" late, but she is looking EXTRA good and flashy. i.e. barely wearing any clothes.

Rod: "Hey... Jen finally made it to the party!... DAMN look at what she's wearing!"

Dave: "Yeah.. she made it alright... Flashionably Late and lookin' MIGHTY fine!"

Rod: "Oooooo WEE!"
Flashionably Late by Klyde Frog February 7, 2009

good old fashioned fun 

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
Fushion is a composition of fusion and fashion (fusioned fashion).
Lets mix our fashion-design, lets make fushion!
fushion by brgpus April 16, 2010

Fasionista 

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
Fasionista by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007