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de farmer mon

a mythical deviant being, who enjoys deviance and butt fucking people.
Watch your ass tonight, de farmer mon be out!!!!!
by troncarter December 18, 2010
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Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
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tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter
me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"
by dubious1 December 31, 2011
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weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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Sneaky Fraser

To slip a finger up the lady's arse whilst she cums from oral sex without any warning
Dude I gave her a sneaky Fraser last night
by Evie one June 7, 2014
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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
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chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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