Chokeland Faders

The alter ego of the infamous Oakland Raides that always seem to Choke and Fade in the latter part of any football season

The Oakland Raiders started the season in first place at 4 and 0, but choked out half way through the season and faded to last place in the division.

by Powder December 5, 2002

fake-tato

The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box.

I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner.

by Dr. Craig September 10, 2007

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

fake Forbes tycoon

A title used to describe a person who inflates their net worth in order to achieve entrepreneur celebrity status.

I guess we all suspected that our US President is a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Fake af

Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a “fake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions

Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.

by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021